Evil Genes

If you had a baby coming and the father was a famous villian, who'd it be?(Pick Anonymous or yours truly)

Gathered some interesting answers.

A.Q: Loki

FK: Idk........Poison Ivy?

FA: DEADPOOL

SK: You.. (He meant the author and he thinks that she's evil for some reason) UR: I'd like a mixture of Bane and Tywin Lannister.

SB: Draco Malfoy

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zvik1_cersei-lannister-teaches-jimmy-kimmel-how-to-be-a-badass-boss_fun

A fucked up piece

It was in the middle of winter when everything became foggy and briskly. Okay, I just wanted to make the analogue in the beginning of the novel sound interesting. 

This novel will not be about how women are oppressed in my country or any unfamiliar Pakistani cultural terms would dominate it. This is simply a basic story that starts with a girl named Natasha. See? I picked the name that's either western or eastern. Because I can go both ways. (Literally both ways with my sexual orientation) 

Anyway, Natasha as you can picture, had dark brown eyes with 5'10 height. She had sharp cheekbones and was extremely broad. Her arms seemed like that of a man, with full sleeves tattoo. 

Okay she does not look like Alex Vausse because Alex had Aqua-colored eyes. She wasn't attractive from sight but her beauty came out in a unique way. Probably, because of her height. Her age was almost 34.

All in all, her fate was to work in a Corporate named SanCorp as a Finance Manager. At this age? Yeah, I know. Shit happens. But anyway, who cares if she's richer than you or anyone out there twice her age? She just spent too much time studying Accounts and Business with the nerds at the Library. Don't ask me where she went, just don't. You'll be surprised. Okay she went to NYU and got her major in Business Finance. 

The most enthralling part of her was that she actually didn't like men. Your next thought moves rapidly around a creature with a vagina of sort. Nope. Wrong guess. And neither was she asexual. What she loved was......... A Game of Thrones!

Eleven Reasons Why I Like GOT

My fandom for GOT has prevailed any other pop culture facades. Lots of people especially, the 'pious saints' question its morality. 

Well, I honestly don't disregard their comments. While, they might be right with all their self proclaimed opinions; A Game of Thrones can only be comprehendible to those who understand and love History.

Eventually, I want to tell my fellow GOT curious haters/inquirers why I love it in eleven simple points. Though, there are more reasons which I can't put into words. So let's go:

1. The starting theme song. It gets you in a conquest mood. After two or three episodes, it gets downloaded in your phone's playlist. 

2. The curiosity and re-assurance after the first episode of are they really siblings? *If you know who I am talking about!* 

3. The strange likeness for the weather here and there. Winterfell is our Islamabad and King's Landing is our Karachi..

4. Not everyday does a midget get laid so easily. Gives them some hope. And we all have a Joffrey in our family.

5. Because the sound of sword fighting and swords clinking against each other is far more appealing than the sound of bombs and gun shots!

6. The beauty of highborn women and whores alike! Let's face it..

7. Strong, robust and fairly Scottish bearded men who fight and get scars everyday 😍😍😍😍😏😏😏

8. The materialism for gold and the politics for throne and families can be related to our every day lives!

9. The thrill of knowing who lives and dies? The sight of blood.. 😍

10. ZOMBIESSSSS!!!! 😍 enough said. 

11. The physicality of humans at that time. The fact that there was no technology consuming most of our lives, and there were so many other hobbies like sewing, rowing, hunting, ruling and letter writing. It felt like a virgin lifestyle, not corrupted or deflowered by technology! 

These were my some WHAT reasons to why I love this series so much! I mean who doesn't want the entire Roman History summed up into a total fan fiction? If you can tolerate Twilight as Fifty Shades, then what say do you have in GOT?

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Soliloquy.

 You don't always pass the good opportunities, or do you?

You want to go pray because the call of Prayer is indeed as loud as the booming box of music that you play. But you choose to ignore it because your thoughts are the only words that you seem to recognise. You continue doing whatever that intrigued you to a point where fun is way too mainstream or nothing as new as those dust particles spread on the cover of thar Holy Book.

When the time passes, and you're done talking to them. A burst of regret and life happens to arrive and you notice that once again you've out-dumbed yourself.

You didn't mean to get religious but it was all you  could think of when you thought if something really significant was not complete in your life. When you look in that mirror, you see a pretty face and a perfect body. But then all the those who you live to impress start articulating all their views of how you're so broad and fat. How ugly your face is. How unappealing everything else is. Don't even get yourself started on the part where you've tried a new shirt on the first time and how imperfect it looks on you. So, you want more clothes. You want more clothes to make you seem more posh and thin. Then out of nowhere, reaches out a mobile camera to snap a prettier and seemingly convincing photo of yourself to finally impress those articulative voices. Does it even matter now? Does it matter to you? You're a slave to them. However if there's a much convincing and self-satisfying response to your insecurities, then that would be an impact on how much clothing do the less-fortunate have. That would shut you up and make you wear whatever you have already and thank the Mighty Lord on this mouth-shutting and self-fortifying fact. 

So after the very  moaning about how unfair your life has been, something great comes forward. You raise your expectation levels so much that you lose your appetite, your dignity, your pessimism and all negativity for just an idea?

You just happen to be extra happy. Happier than the usual and hope is the only label you're choosing to wear this time. 

But due to some unfortunate events, this hope is lost. The faith is lost. Taking Him for granted is all what is left.  You choose to whine again about how unfair that was! Another seemingly strong conviction that changes your mind and brings you back to normal is that one line which lightens up the whole room. Ignites the fire, fills the abdomen, opens the door, sows the seed, curves the frown and eventually makes the glass of water full. That is, "Everything happens for a reason." 

Yes, it's true. That'd shut you up? Allah has something better. Something so much better in store. So, ask yourself this question: IS THIS WORTH FIGHTING FOR? Is it? Then don't go around moaning when somebody else gets it. Because all in all, life is unfair. But you got to make it worth living. Worth something so much that even your loved ones look up to you. 

A choice of life and death?

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Syed Wasif:

My Xbox and a flatscreen.

I hope that doesn't need explanations 😄

Wait, I take that back. BEAR FUCKING GRYLLS. WE'LL DRINK EACH OTHERS PISS (no homo).

 

Me: Wow.

Syed Wasif: Whyy???

Me: I need a boyfriend. .-.

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

 Ayesha Arshad: You woman! Because your smart, fun and awesome!! 😃

Me: Awwww :') same here!!

Ayesha: Hhaha 😜 waiting for that day to happen 😃

Me: What if we go lesbian? O.O

Ayesha: uhhh.. Idk o.o

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Faiz Khan: Duh! Hamda, obviously because I love her and I trust her. That island would be an awesome place for me to be with her. 

Also, she's an awesome company to be with!

Me: EXPECTED LIKE   ERRRHMAAAGOGOGOGGOGOOGOGODD!!!

**Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Kend-awesome-rick Ambrose:   Hahahahaha Ibrahim... He's plain Cashmere , I won't be bored and we are good at working together.

Second, Rubab. Because she is so cute, has an amazing sense of humour and she is crazy enough to be my partner.  

*After that, Rubab fainted*

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

M. Amin: Maria Sherapova. Because, she is hot. I wanna play tennis with her and she is a woman.

Me: Astagfirullah.

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Hasnain Haider: I would choose Maha. Because firstly,  she will be a great source of entertainment. Secondly, she is the most trust-worthy and loyal person I have ever known and I can not tell you the third reason.

Me: Umm, because you love her? Psssh..

Hasnain: Now that's getting personal. 

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Umer Zaib Khan: Family members allowed?

Me: Whatever floats your boat, kid.

Umer: My mom :3.

Me: AWWWWWWW!!!

Umer: For obvious reasons :P.

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Soha Khan: I'd choose Arzoo

1. Because we love each other

2. She thinks like me

3. And because she would never eat me!

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Rebal Israil-  I would choose my best friend because:

1) We can do crazy shit on our own.

2) We can do crazy shit on our own.

3)  We can do super crazy shit on our own!

Me: Okay o.o

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Danish Irfan: Omika Ashok. Omika Ashok. Katrina Kaif.

 Omika, because I love her. I can't live without her. She cant live without me.

Me: But you and Omika....

Danish: Katrina Kaif because she is sexy and I want to make children with her.

Danish: We keep doing that but doesn't mean we don't love each other?

^Awww. :')

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Mishal: I would choose Alizeh. Because obviously she will care about me because she is a part of my family. Secondly she is always there to gossip with me when I get bored on that island. Thirdly when we two get saved our family can throw a bigger party because two amazing members of the family got saved. 

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Shahzeb Shiraz: Should be supportive.

Should be street smart.

Should be of the opposite gender. 

Me: My, my! You've become a gentleman Shahzeb.

Or you're reading many books.

Shahzeb: Wasn't I always a gentleman?

Me: NO.

*Me: Supposedly, you're on this island and there is only a choice of having ONE partner along with you in this predicament. Who would you choose? Give me three reasons for your choice.

Zahra Amir: Umm I  would choose Zenia 😜 

1) She is fun and would entertain me. 😎 

2) She is my best friend. 

3) Even a day without her is impossible to live. 😊 

Does that make me sound like a lesbian? 

:O

What's the best thing about M Alee Abbas? *Special Birthday Post*

So it's my brothers eighteenth birthday tomorrow. I thought I would do something for him since he's so far away and apparently I love him. -.-
Lol, anyways this is something which I usually do on my blog; I asked around almost forty-three people what's the best thing about him that enthralled each of them. So this is the conclusion:
P.s: I will add my entry first, duh.
LOVE ME BITCH. LOVE MEEEEEEE. GET ME ALL THE BRANDED MAKEUP AND XBOX 270.
Lol.
Okay the best thing about you alee is that you can keep my secrets. You let me sheesh. You protect me from assholes. ;)
I love fighting with you. No matter how bad it is, you used to treat me like Rey Mysterio and you were Big Show. -.- I love how I become friends with your exs and give them a tissue paper when you break their hearts or you're being an asshole yourself. -.-
So anyways, I love how you pinch my tummy because apparently you know I have a tummy. -.-
There are other things too but whatever. I
Miss you, come back.
xx

THE BEST THING ABOUT M ALEE:

"His way of cracking lame jokes and supporting people." - Maryam Hussain.

"Ooh okay. His amazing sense of humour and how he actually cares so much, even if it doesn't show all the time. 😜 "- Rida Shah.

"As far as I know, he's straight forward 👍 and a caring brother 😊"- Fiza Tunio.

"His laugh."- Rafay Shaikh.

"He is helpful"- Sarah Rizvi

"He's supportive, trustworthy and honest. "- Zeerak Fatima.

"He's brave and honest." - Anushay Talha.

"He's someone to whom I can talk about ANYTHING and I know that it'll remain just till him and wont spread across. Moreover, he's very understanding and has the mature thoughts. 'Koi tou roklo' the joke we used to share #CloseFriendLove"- Javeria Hassan.

"Best thing about ali ? 😜 Yeah , so he is the kind of person who is ALWAYS happy and smiling no matter what . His laughter and his fun-filled attitude is surely the best thing in him 😊 "- Amin Khan.

"Look-wise , eyes, nature-wise , the way he talks; it attract girls"- Hamza Khan.

"He does the most unexpected things ever. :p"- Axa Mirza.

"His eyes."- Rohan Shah.

"He gets along well with everyone! And the best thing about is that he is my chaddi buddy ❤"- Sakina Sayeda.

"That he's a true fighter.
There are many more cool things that I could write but you asked for one, so there you go!" - Syed Mazhar.

"His hassi 😜. What else?" - Zuha Jafar.

"Buhat sweet hai ( sunshine of life) 😜. Uski harkatein , masti. Amazing friend hai." - Muskan Rajani.

"His humor! His laugh! Him being too funny/ non-serious but sensible at the same time."- Daniya Siddiqui.

"Alee's phooldaar shirts. Alee's war wound. Alee's potty jokes."- Sanober Jamil.

"He's always there for you when you need him. He has been a brother when one needs support, he's been a friend when needs help in anything and he's been a guide when someone wants to get things straight in their lives. He has been in everybody's sorrow and happiness. He's the perfect person you can find at every type of the situation. There are not enough words to explain his personality." - Haseeb Aziz.

"Well the best thing about him is that he actually makes one (a guy OBV) feel that he's like a brother to him. He is fun to hangout with (maila scene ON) and he's there to listen to one's problems very attentively and makes people comfortable talkin/being with him. 😜"- Muhammad Raza.

"The best thing,
I never had a fight with him, not a serious one till now. 😉
The only friend who kisses me 😉 * on cheeks * 😜,
taught me something he and I know *secret hai * , thanks for that.😃
When I go meet him inUS. He's gonna make me introduce to manyyy chickssss 😘 thankyou in advance. Miss you bro 😊 ❤ Happy Birthday bro. "- Safwan Khanzada.

"His unparalleled ability to steal all the chickeennss."- Arvin Anoop.

"His perverted jokes"- Areeba Iftikhar.

"His sick obsession with butts , potty and other such stuff. Hahah but then thats you too. I guess the fact that the guy knows how to deal with situations , all sorts of situations and is a good friend to almost everyone. *pukes out rainbows* haha!"- Faseeh Ul Haq.

"The best thing about M Alee Abbas is that woh kise ke baap sa nhe dartaa 😃"- Shanza Zubair.

"He has coloured eyes man. He's an excellent friend for your bro!"- Mishal Aziz

"Ohh well his awesome personality cannot be written in words but if you ask me, so he is a complete man, I mean a family man. Cares for the people he is with and thats what makes him so special :') . Secondly, he's a perv 😜 A big one ! 😃"- Shaneel Naeem Khatri.

"It is probably his craziness and humour. And, his hair!" - Neha Azam.

"Okay so
Alee, when you'll come back to Pakistan, just thank your mom on my behalf.
'Cause she gave birth to the best person, friend (etc) of the world."- M. Shakeel

"Aleeeeeee! Is a very happy go lucky type person and doesn't regret anything. He is mostly happy and I've never seen him in a bad mood.. That's the best part. And he doesn't keep grudge."- Oneeb Alvi.

" BATCH UNITE HOGAYAA?"- Bushra Nisar.

"He's kind."- Syed Farrukh.

"His eyes 😜 and his laugh. And his ghussa."- Sohaina Hasan.

"He is one of those people whom you can always trust 😊"- M. Asim.

"His loyalty, sense of humour and laugh"- Sara Jabeen.

"Although I haven't really talked to him personally but yes Facebook has told me a lot of about him. His personality traits are pretty unique. The most touching part of it is that he wants for others better than he wants for himself. Especially his sister."- Uroosa Khan.

"Well, I don't know him personally. But as far as I've heard. He's loved by everyone he knows. And well, it reflects in his sister. She's amazing and I'm sure he's the same 😃"- Zainab Kaiser Khan.

"I don't know that but he loves sheesha!" - M Alee Abbas.

"Umm well! I don't know him that well.
Best taroo i have ever came across 😜"- Sabika Shahid.

"Ummmmmm....
though I was not his very close friend but I will like to say he is was a very friendly person 😜" - Saud Lakhani.

"Hes just very friendly, when ever we met we would just be like weve been friends for a long time. Hes my bro" - Tahor Ghauri.

"Bindas guy B-)" - Resham Arbab.

"Everything about him is the best, I can't specify any ONE. He's the best."- Hamza Qazi.

"Best thing about alee is his choriyaaannn and his face while sleeping haha like best. I miss him and zohaaaaa !"- Faizam Rasheed.