What's the best thing about M Alee Abbas? *Special Birthday Post*

So it's my brothers eighteenth birthday tomorrow. I thought I would do something for him since he's so far away and apparently I love him. -.-
Lol, anyways this is something which I usually do on my blog; I asked around almost forty-three people what's the best thing about him that enthralled each of them. So this is the conclusion:
P.s: I will add my entry first, duh.
LOVE ME BITCH. LOVE MEEEEEEE. GET ME ALL THE BRANDED MAKEUP AND XBOX 270.
Lol.
Okay the best thing about you alee is that you can keep my secrets. You let me sheesh. You protect me from assholes. ;)
I love fighting with you. No matter how bad it is, you used to treat me like Rey Mysterio and you were Big Show. -.- I love how I become friends with your exs and give them a tissue paper when you break their hearts or you're being an asshole yourself. -.-
So anyways, I love how you pinch my tummy because apparently you know I have a tummy. -.-
There are other things too but whatever. I
Miss you, come back.
xx

THE BEST THING ABOUT M ALEE:

"His way of cracking lame jokes and supporting people." - Maryam Hussain.

"Ooh okay. His amazing sense of humour and how he actually cares so much, even if it doesn't show all the time. 😜 "- Rida Shah.

"As far as I know, he's straight forward 👍 and a caring brother 😊"- Fiza Tunio.

"His laugh."- Rafay Shaikh.

"He is helpful"- Sarah Rizvi

"He's supportive, trustworthy and honest. "- Zeerak Fatima.

"He's brave and honest." - Anushay Talha.

"He's someone to whom I can talk about ANYTHING and I know that it'll remain just till him and wont spread across. Moreover, he's very understanding and has the mature thoughts. 'Koi tou roklo' the joke we used to share #CloseFriendLove"- Javeria Hassan.

"Best thing about ali ? 😜 Yeah , so he is the kind of person who is ALWAYS happy and smiling no matter what . His laughter and his fun-filled attitude is surely the best thing in him 😊 "- Amin Khan.

"Look-wise , eyes, nature-wise , the way he talks; it attract girls"- Hamza Khan.

"He does the most unexpected things ever. :p"- Axa Mirza.

"His eyes."- Rohan Shah.

"He gets along well with everyone! And the best thing about is that he is my chaddi buddy ❤"- Sakina Sayeda.

"That he's a true fighter.
There are many more cool things that I could write but you asked for one, so there you go!" - Syed Mazhar.

"His hassi 😜. What else?" - Zuha Jafar.

"Buhat sweet hai ( sunshine of life) 😜. Uski harkatein , masti. Amazing friend hai." - Muskan Rajani.

"His humor! His laugh! Him being too funny/ non-serious but sensible at the same time."- Daniya Siddiqui.

"Alee's phooldaar shirts. Alee's war wound. Alee's potty jokes."- Sanober Jamil.

"He's always there for you when you need him. He has been a brother when one needs support, he's been a friend when needs help in anything and he's been a guide when someone wants to get things straight in their lives. He has been in everybody's sorrow and happiness. He's the perfect person you can find at every type of the situation. There are not enough words to explain his personality." - Haseeb Aziz.

"Well the best thing about him is that he actually makes one (a guy OBV) feel that he's like a brother to him. He is fun to hangout with (maila scene ON) and he's there to listen to one's problems very attentively and makes people comfortable talkin/being with him. 😜"- Muhammad Raza.

"The best thing,
I never had a fight with him, not a serious one till now. 😉
The only friend who kisses me 😉 * on cheeks * 😜,
taught me something he and I know *secret hai * , thanks for that.😃
When I go meet him inUS. He's gonna make me introduce to manyyy chickssss 😘 thankyou in advance. Miss you bro 😊 ❤ Happy Birthday bro. "- Safwan Khanzada.

"His unparalleled ability to steal all the chickeennss."- Arvin Anoop.

"His perverted jokes"- Areeba Iftikhar.

"His sick obsession with butts , potty and other such stuff. Hahah but then thats you too. I guess the fact that the guy knows how to deal with situations , all sorts of situations and is a good friend to almost everyone. *pukes out rainbows* haha!"- Faseeh Ul Haq.

"The best thing about M Alee Abbas is that woh kise ke baap sa nhe dartaa 😃"- Shanza Zubair.

"He has coloured eyes man. He's an excellent friend for your bro!"- Mishal Aziz

"Ohh well his awesome personality cannot be written in words but if you ask me, so he is a complete man, I mean a family man. Cares for the people he is with and thats what makes him so special :') . Secondly, he's a perv 😜 A big one ! 😃"- Shaneel Naeem Khatri.

"It is probably his craziness and humour. And, his hair!" - Neha Azam.

"Okay so
Alee, when you'll come back to Pakistan, just thank your mom on my behalf.
'Cause she gave birth to the best person, friend (etc) of the world."- M. Shakeel

"Aleeeeeee! Is a very happy go lucky type person and doesn't regret anything. He is mostly happy and I've never seen him in a bad mood.. That's the best part. And he doesn't keep grudge."- Oneeb Alvi.

" BATCH UNITE HOGAYAA?"- Bushra Nisar.

"He's kind."- Syed Farrukh.

"His eyes 😜 and his laugh. And his ghussa."- Sohaina Hasan.

"He is one of those people whom you can always trust 😊"- M. Asim.

"His loyalty, sense of humour and laugh"- Sara Jabeen.

"Although I haven't really talked to him personally but yes Facebook has told me a lot of about him. His personality traits are pretty unique. The most touching part of it is that he wants for others better than he wants for himself. Especially his sister."- Uroosa Khan.

"Well, I don't know him personally. But as far as I've heard. He's loved by everyone he knows. And well, it reflects in his sister. She's amazing and I'm sure he's the same 😃"- Zainab Kaiser Khan.

"I don't know that but he loves sheesha!" - M Alee Abbas.

"Umm well! I don't know him that well.
Best taroo i have ever came across 😜"- Sabika Shahid.

"Ummmmmm....
though I was not his very close friend but I will like to say he is was a very friendly person 😜" - Saud Lakhani.

"Hes just very friendly, when ever we met we would just be like weve been friends for a long time. Hes my bro" - Tahor Ghauri.

"Bindas guy B-)" - Resham Arbab.

"Everything about him is the best, I can't specify any ONE. He's the best."- Hamza Qazi.

"Best thing about alee is his choriyaaannn and his face while sleeping haha like best. I miss him and zohaaaaa !"- Faizam Rasheed.

What Teenagers Write In Their Wills/Testaments.

Hii guys. I’m late. Same old, same old! So this topic: it highlights teenagers and their nature of sharing and caring. What kind of priorities they’ve at this age and also what’s important to them!

“I own nothing. I came NAKED, I’ll go naked.” – Mohsin Hasan.

“Pre funeral:
Give all my stuff to my mom since she wanted to discard EVERTHING I owned. Give my hard disk to   Robert Downey Jr, more pictures of him than he has ever seen. Tell all my crushes that I had a crush on him. Bury me in pajamas.

Post funeral:
Check me In as: Chilling at --- Grave.

Update my status every week.” – Sanober Jamil.

“Okay so, my Walkman goes to, umm well there are a lot of takers. Hahaha! I guess I’ll hide my Walkman so it’ll be like a legacy. :P
I’d give my guitar to I guess, Bashar (my brother). I’ve no money but judging by the fact that I’ve hundred bucks in my pocket. That shall be divided equally between my family and friends. ^_^” – Nazar Ul Huda.

“Let’s see: bury my Xbox with me. Delete my Facebook account and Ashad (my brother) doesn’t get my room.” – Syed Wasif Bukhari.

“Something about how my pesky yet loveable sisters don’t get any of my clothes or shoes. :P” – Aamna Motala.

Rubab Abbas’s Will (made by Haider Malik) :

“Room posters to Alee (her brother).
 Favorite *something* to umm charity. ;)

iPod to Haider Malik. B)

Clothes to Rida Shah (Her somewhat best friend).
Last poop to Hussain Mustansir (her friend).

Your Sheesha (Hubble Bubble) to Fiza Tunio (her good friend).

Your glasses to Haider Malik :p

I’ll divide everything else to your friends.

Oh oh! And the last middle finger to your enemies.

Done? :p”

“All my watches should go to Tahir Ghauri (my best friend) and all my clothes should remain in my closet. :P” – Saba Jamil.

“Give all my stuff to Rubab. :p” – Haider Malik.

“Lol :P :P.

First comes my phone. I want my phone to go with me in the grave. It’s just my PROPERTY. I’d want my room to become a guest room. I’d give my PSP to my cousin. I’d want my clothes to be donated at a Charity Centre. A “Sorry” and a “Thank-you” message to be read out loudly for my family. Lastly, I want Rubab to give some last memorable messages to people special to me as she’s one of them.”

– Shanza Zubair.

Awkward Omegle Chats.

Hey people! I know I’m very late with my blogging cycle but I’ve a life too! I’ve been pretty busy. So this time the topic is a bit awkward because I mean, who am I kidding? I’ve had the worst of it from everyone. Ninety percent of the people on my Friend List don’t know what Omegle was! It was pretty exasperating. To be honest, I don’t like asking questions and not getting answered back with a satisfying response. But at the brighter side, I had a few laughs over some perverted chats. Anyway enough of the mumbling, I’ll go on like the usual routine, starting with my own awkward chat. *winks*

“ Me *all hyped up with some chocolate* : HEEEEY! YOO DAWG!
 Stranger: Hey! What’s up?
 Me: Umm nothing much yo! Just doin’ your old fun mom.

 Stranger: My mom is dead. -.- :’(
*I leave the conversation and slowly walk away*. – Me.

“With a Turkish poet who wanted me to listen to his/her poetry.” – Sanober Jamil

“With a blonde. Why?” – Safwan Khanzada.

“Stranger: Hello

You: Whatsup, niggah?
Stranger: I like rusty spoons
You: I like your mom.
Stranger: Creative.
You: I'm Shakespeare, bitch. Duh, Im creative.
Stranger: I made you a friend hat.
You: I made you a rope. Go hang yourself.
Stranger: Alright. But first I must caress this rusty kettle.
You: Indeed. Do that. Send your girl friend over while you're at it.
Stranger: I have no girlfriend. Only spoons. And fish” – Arvin Anoop

“Stranger :Heeeeey
Me: IS THAT YOU KEVIIIIIIIINNN ? 
Stranger *disconnects*” – Faseeh Ul Haq.

“I flirted with an Indian guy. He asked me what I was wearing and what were my biological measurements. Then I abused his family.” – Haider Malik

“Dude they just go weird like a kid started writing Pokemon song lyrics again and again” – Moiz Ahmed.

          “No one wants to talk to me 

           All they wanna do is exchange nudes. :’( ” – Irum Alam

“ Sick talk to a girl!” – Faizan Khan.

“I'll tell you briefly.
Once a girl said "Hi"
Got done with all the greeting formalities and asked me for a favor.
On inquiring what was it she wanted she asked for my hotmail password and id since she was having some issues with her hotmail.
Obviously on declining her request she asked me to mail her id and password on *windows-live* complaint id. I did.. and viola MY ACCOUNT GOT HACKED!” – Farwah Hussain Anyways, I had lots of fun doing this. I'm sure I'll blog more. Bye, Rubab.