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A fucked up piece

It was in the middle of winter when everything became foggy and briskly. Okay, I just wanted to make the analogue in the beginning of the novel sound interesting. 

This novel will not be about how women are oppressed in my country or any unfamiliar Pakistani cultural terms would dominate it. This is simply a basic story that starts with a girl named Natasha. See? I picked the name that's either western or eastern. Because I can go both ways. (Literally both ways with my sexual orientation) 

Anyway, Natasha as you can picture, had dark brown eyes with 5'10 height. She had sharp cheekbones and was extremely broad. Her arms seemed like that of a man, with full sleeves tattoo. 

Okay she does not look like Alex Vausse because Alex had Aqua-colored eyes. She wasn't attractive from sight but her beauty came out in a unique way. Probably, because of her height. Her age was almost 34.

All in all, her fate was to work in a Corporate named SanCorp as a Finance Manager. At this age? Yeah, I know. Shit happens. But anyway, who cares if she's richer than you or anyone out there twice her age? She just spent too much time studying Accounts and Business with the nerds at the Library. Don't ask me where she went, just don't. You'll be surprised. Okay she went to NYU and got her major in Business Finance. 

The most enthralling part of her was that she actually didn't like men. Your next thought moves rapidly around a creature with a vagina of sort. Nope. Wrong guess. And neither was she asexual. What she loved was......... A Game of Thrones!

Eleven Reasons Why I Like GOT

My fandom for GOT has prevailed any other pop culture facades. Lots of people especially, the 'pious saints' question its morality. 

Well, I honestly don't disregard their comments. While, they might be right with all their self proclaimed opinions; A Game of Thrones can only be comprehendible to those who understand and love History.

Eventually, I want to tell my fellow GOT curious haters/inquirers why I love it in eleven simple points. Though, there are more reasons which I can't put into words. So let's go:

1. The starting theme song. It gets you in a conquest mood. After two or three episodes, it gets downloaded in your phone's playlist. 

2. The curiosity and re-assurance after the first episode of are they really siblings? *If you know who I am talking about!* 

3. The strange likeness for the weather here and there. Winterfell is our Islamabad and King's Landing is our Karachi..

4. Not everyday does a midget get laid so easily. Gives them some hope. And we all have a Joffrey in our family.

5. Because the sound of sword fighting and swords clinking against each other is far more appealing than the sound of bombs and gun shots!

6. The beauty of highborn women and whores alike! Let's face it..

7. Strong, robust and fairly Scottish bearded men who fight and get scars everyday 😍😍😍😍😏😏😏

8. The materialism for gold and the politics for throne and families can be related to our every day lives!

9. The thrill of knowing who lives and dies? The sight of blood.. 😍

10. ZOMBIESSSSS!!!! 😍 enough said. 

11. The physicality of humans at that time. The fact that there was no technology consuming most of our lives, and there were so many other hobbies like sewing, rowing, hunting, ruling and letter writing. It felt like a virgin lifestyle, not corrupted or deflowered by technology! 

These were my some WHAT reasons to why I love this series so much! I mean who doesn't want the entire Roman History summed up into a total fan fiction? If you can tolerate Twilight as Fifty Shades, then what say do you have in GOT?

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