Friday, 30 December 2011

Labels/One-word Sentences, Anyone?


I thought of intuiting my friends about what they think of themselves through actually telling them to describe themselves through song titles… While during this, I also thought of asking people and myself to describe Hollywood stars in one sentence. So this post offers two things and you know them now.


Song indicator:

"Gives You Hell- The All American Rejects."- Rubab (me)
“Bring me back to life- Evanescence" - Mishal Aziz.
"Born This Way- Lady Gaga.”- Shahzeb Shiraz.
"I'm sexy and I know it? -LMFAO" - Arvin Anoop.
"Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic." - Sanober Jamil.
"Broken Angel- ARASH feat Helena"- Farah Naz.
"The Wanted- All Time Low."- Jeanelle D'Cruz.
"Bi bi Shireen"- Saba Jamil Hussain.
"There's no song yet sung to describe me."- Amin Khan  -.-
 “If I Die Young - The Band Perry."- Maryam Basit.
"D.I.S.C.O- Ottawan
She is disco!
She is D, delirious
She is I, incredible
She is S, superficial
She is C, complicated
She is O, oh, oh, oh. "- Mom.  ._.
“I Need A Doctor- Eminem ft. Skylar Grey and Dr.Dre.”- Laila Ahmed.

Celebrity labels:

On George Clooney: Hey, look at me I’m old! Chicks dig that.”-  Rubab(me)

Lindsay Lohan is a spray tan catastrophe with a law suit on top!”- Sanober Jamil

“Veena Malik: She's cool. A Hollywood star now, don't you know?”- Arvin Anoop

“Robert Downey Jr.
This man has gone through drug abuse and years of beat up luck, but if there's one thing that I've learnt from him, is to never give up on yourself and stay positive for what's to come, and surely this is the reason why he is currently a Golden Globe winner”- Sara Jabeen.

“'Paris travels more than pilots themselves'”-  Mishal Aziz.

Megan Fox, I've got proof that looks are enough to get fans”- Sarwat Idrees.


“Johnny makes me so crazy that if I were to meet him I'd make sure to bring tear gas and use it excessively that he loses his consciousness. Or I could hit him hard enough that he goes in amnesia and I'd tell him that I am his wife https://s-static.ak.facebook.com/images/blank.gifthats how crazy he makes me with his smile https://s-static.ak.facebook.com/images/blank.gif - Tazeen Aman

Thursday, 29 December 2011

New year resolutions! Anyone?




Hey, HAPPY NEW YEAR in advance people. So I asked around random people what their resolutions were this year and they all gave me optimistic replies. Mine was kind of outlandish but here you go:

“To get thinner than my brother and to ignore girly romantic TV serials.”- Rubab Abbas(me).


"
1. Survive 21st December! :D
2. PARTY HARD.
3. Improve my Urdu.
4. Praise Rubab on everything. ^_^"- Nazar Ul Huda.

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Bottom of Form
“I guess I'll just celebrate because I’ve got one year to live now so, I’ll make the most of what I have been left with.  A good start leads to a good end so; I’ll just celebrate my life like crazy.” – Rebal Israil.

“I’m going to disobey my teacher.”- Hafsa Tahir.

I don’t make them because I cannot just stick with one thing I decide, my mind changes every day!”- Farah Naz.

Stay hooked to one guy!”- Bushra Nisar.

“To marry my fiancĂ©.” – Zehra Abbas

To improve education, no laziness and save money.” – Natasha Khan.

I'll gain weight, try to get into Lyceum, start saving cash and try to get into Lyceum, get a new phone, improve my sleeping habits and did I mention trying to get into Lyceum?”- Sanober Jamil

Work hard and get my BBM service activated.”- Mishal Aziz.

“Hello Rubab. My new year’s resolution would be to get out of my comfort zone and try new things. And respect all those around me.”- Javeria Khalid.

“To get good grades in my CIEs, make my parents proud, strive to be a better Muslim, tick off atleast 10 books off of my must-read list, buy a shit load of videogames and get rid off my beloved chubby chubs; I have to look good for my sister's wedding.”-  Sara Jabeen.

Lose weight. Get a white boyfriend. Be my mom's best partner. Hit A’s with asterisks in the C.I.E”- Asfia Khan.

I just hope this year.. There’ll be no terrorism in my country and no global warming emissions. Till then, take care. :*

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Things People Want For Their Future Children


Hey, so when I decided to write about this topic, I was thinking that we’ve all been through
this stage that is, thinking that our children would be different and awesomer than us. So I figured what the heck, let’s ask random friends about what they wanted best for their children. Some of their replies were hypnotic, especially mine but some were pretty cute. So here you have the following:

“I want my children to wear whatever they want, eat whatever they want, drink whatever they want (everything which is lawful), study whatever they want and do whatever they want but never LOVE until they’ve graduated their respective universities.” – Me

“I'LL MAKE THEM LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY: Mommy, the fuck are we having for dinner?
Swear words for my kids. Show them Ray William Johnson VIDEOS. And, they'll go to bed at nine.
       One good trait should be there,right?”- Sanober Jamil

“I don't want kids. ‘K, bye.”-  Huma Syed.

“They should have a white complexion. They should be independent, not nerdy, beautiful, well-behaved and they should be frank and honest with Mama ‘Fia.” – Asfia Khan

“They should be obeying .”- Hareem Khaliq

“Endless array of video-games. And full motion-sensor consoles. And high quality, cheap Swiss chocolates. And a children's parliament.” – Arvin Anoop

 “They should be understanding, respect my decisions, do not take advantage of my leniency.
Other then the rhetoric stuff.”- Faryal Panhwar

“I don’t know, if they’re not like Veena Malik, then they're perfect.”- Syed Wasif

“I want them to have good hair, good manners, good voices, good behavior and good height. These are good things.” – Tahir Ghauri

“My children would be like me, if they're funnier than me, I'll kill them at birth. But seriously, my kids would have the things that I never got to experience. And they'd be Harry Potter fans, definitely.”- Sara Jabeen.

Hope you enjoyed. Once again, happy holidays! :*


Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Ten things people do when they're frustrated.


Hey so, let me just clarify one thing.. This life is not so perfect and everyone experiences bad days and good days. So what I’m engrossed in is what usually people do to prevent the frustration that falls on their head during bad days. Everyone has issues but it is these awesome ways by which everyone recovers all of the stress that is occurring all the time. I’ll list ten ways through which some of my friends get over it including me. So hope this helps or maybe it just entertains you perhaps. Oh I should I stop talking now. 





“I eat!”- Rubab(me).
“Song, friends and good company = all tension GONE.” – Amin Khan
I watch movies and eat chocolates.”- Shanza Zubair
When I'm frustrated, irritated, sad: I pick on little kids, beat up my sister,         make her cry. When she's not around, I text up Arvin(her bestfriend) and annoy him but that doesn't work.” – Sanober Jamil
I dance O_o!” – Maham Baig.
“I usually watch friends or any anime that usually helps.  Or I just call Amna or Alysha or Tahir(his friends) and start abusing them oh and I usually spit on random cars too.”- Omair Langah
“I try to keep myself busy.  I don’t think about it. I ignore= best thing.” – Farheen Bilal
“FOOD! Not kidding.” – Arvin Anoop
“I do potty!” – Saif Jatoi
“I eat too. I used to cut myself, but that's not healthy. I watch shows Tv,  internet anything I talk to people and sometimes I cuddle. Do you wanna cuddle with me?”- Sara Jabeen.

So you’ve read that mostly people cure their frustration through songs. Hope this made you laugh and maybe it was helpful. Happy Holidays once again! :*

Ten Guilty Pleasures

Hey, so I was reading through all those magazines which have stupid topics and I figured why not try this one.. So we all have guilty pleasures. I'll begin with telling you what really guilty pleasures are.. Wait let me copy paste the definition from Wikipedia. Oh here you go "guilty pleasure is something one enjoys and considers pleasurable despite feeling guilt for enjoying it. The "guilt" involved is sometimes simply fear of others discovering one's lowbrow or otherwise embarrassing tastes.". So I'm sure you've got the hang of it now.
Of the following I'll list down my friends'  guilty pleasures in ten points. Firstly I'll go with my guilty pleasure..Of course.

1- "Megan Fox" - Me. ( I love her, okay?)
2- " Masterchef"- Sanober Jamil. (It's something else, and she isn't telling me right now so to sound cool she mentioned this).
3- " Paris Hilton and Meera." - Mishal Aziz. ( She is obsessed with them and tends to post their copy-pasted tweets on her Facebook profile).
4- " Phineas and Ferb, Tom And Jerry and Dragon Ball Z." - Nazar-ul-Huda. (He likes to watch 
them everyday).  
5- "Dating a person even after the risks that behold them." - Jeanelle D'cruz.   
6- " Fashion." - Munazza Fatima 
7- " Fornication." - Amna Siddiqui ( She's pretty sure about it).
8- " AC/DC" - Rida Shah. ( She actually wants a shirt)  
9- " Food!" - Shahzeb Shiraz. ( He is pretty chubby).  
10- " Bigg Boss" - M Alee Abbas ( He never missed an episode).

Monday, 26 December 2011

How I use Facebook:

I know the topic is a bit overrated. But seriously, I would love to know the ways of which you use Facebook! I'll tell you my ways too. Of all the listed surveys on the internet, you can immediately assume why people use Facebook and what do they do there. There are three possible reasons for this:
1- Stalking your enemies,fr-enemies, friends, best friends and your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend.

2- Online dating cycle. Obviously, you've to keep in touch with your love.
3- Keeping records of  birthdays of your friends so you won't be in trouble. :") (Always gets me.)
Now lets begin with my ways. First off, I'm always eager to use Facebook. And surely I  always expect a message from anyone. Trust me.. ANYONE! And when I log on expecting a message..If yes, then I become happy about it or if no then major disappointment. Then, I check my home feed and notifications.
Nothing new. Political statuses.. Bleh, highly tawdry girls having new profile photos...Bleh, crush enjoying his day... bleh. Oh the cute girl/boy liked my photo.. WOOHOO! Couldn't this day get any better?  Oh somebody thinks I'm pretty and that somebody managed to wall me.. WOOOHOO! Oh my god! Are they dating each other? Holy cow! Oh my god.. Ugly people poking me is so not cool. Did she just like my picture and disliked it..?

This is what I usually get on my homepage and notifications. I know, it sucks to be me. Don't push it! But at some point after this whole big ball of melodrama, I manage to stalk fashion designers and try rip-off their new trends and clothes. Trust me, people totally buy it. For instance " OMG RUBAB NICE DRESS". For the sake of originality, at least I posted something true. People don't even bother telling us from where they got their dresses from. 
I also tend to chat with my fellow friends. Other than that, despite my liking for blogs; I also manage to be all cute and write statuses. I stalk my friends, eat the brains out of people with their oh-so-negative opinions and search for cool Megan Fox photos on random fan pages. ^^
Everyone has different ways to use Facebook. I told you mine. I hope you don't do the same. (L.O.L)
Anyway once again this is me Rubab signing off.
Happy HOLIDAAAYS!! :*

l'introduction

Hello my name is Rubab. Um, you can pronounce it like " rhubarb". 
I have a passion for writing. But I'd like to give you an introduction about myself. I study in tenth grade. I'm fifteen and my horoscope is Virgo. I have an undoubtedly talented personality. I can sing, I can write. By writing I mean I can actually write poems and articles. I'm not bragging, but I'm just noting my abilities. People tend to differ with their opinions about me but I always want to outfox them with my powers. At least, that's what I call them. 
I can also draw and edit creative things. 
Anyway, I also tend to have bi-polar mood swings hence, for instance I cry and become happy simultaneously. I also have a serious addiction towards chocolate. This is all I could think of right now.
Anyway happy holidays. :*
Merry belated Christmas, Happpy NEWW YEARR. :* :*