Awkward Omegle Chats.

Hey people! I know I’m very late with my blogging cycle but I’ve a life too! I’ve been pretty busy. So this time the topic is a bit awkward because I mean, who am I kidding? I’ve had the worst of it from everyone. Ninety percent of the people on my Friend List don’t know what Omegle was! It was pretty exasperating. To be honest, I don’t like asking questions and not getting answered back with a satisfying response. But at the brighter side, I had a few laughs over some perverted chats. Anyway enough of the mumbling, I’ll go on like the usual routine, starting with my own awkward chat. *winks*

“ Me *all hyped up with some chocolate* : HEEEEY! YOO DAWG!
 Stranger: Hey! What’s up?
 Me: Umm nothing much yo! Just doin’ your old fun mom.

 Stranger: My mom is dead. -.- :’(
*I leave the conversation and slowly walk away*. – Me.

“With a Turkish poet who wanted me to listen to his/her poetry.” – Sanober Jamil

“With a blonde. Why?” – Safwan Khanzada.

“Stranger: Hello

You: Whatsup, niggah?
Stranger: I like rusty spoons
You: I like your mom.
Stranger: Creative.
You: I'm Shakespeare, bitch. Duh, Im creative.
Stranger: I made you a friend hat.
You: I made you a rope. Go hang yourself.
Stranger: Alright. But first I must caress this rusty kettle.
You: Indeed. Do that. Send your girl friend over while you're at it.
Stranger: I have no girlfriend. Only spoons. And fish” – Arvin Anoop

“Stranger :Heeeeey
Me: IS THAT YOU KEVIIIIIIIINNN ? 
Stranger *disconnects*” – Faseeh Ul Haq.

“I flirted with an Indian guy. He asked me what I was wearing and what were my biological measurements. Then I abused his family.” – Haider Malik

“Dude they just go weird like a kid started writing Pokemon song lyrics again and again” – Moiz Ahmed.

          “No one wants to talk to me 

           All they wanna do is exchange nudes. :’( ” – Irum Alam

“ Sick talk to a girl!” – Faizan Khan.

“I'll tell you briefly.
Once a girl said "Hi"
Got done with all the greeting formalities and asked me for a favor.
On inquiring what was it she wanted she asked for my hotmail password and id since she was having some issues with her hotmail.
Obviously on declining her request she asked me to mail her id and password on *windows-live* complaint id. I did.. and viola MY ACCOUNT GOT HACKED!” – Farwah Hussain Anyways, I had lots of fun doing this. I'm sure I'll blog more. Bye, Rubab.